Here is Part 5 of my bizarre books series. As with previous instalments, I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.
It’s Not Going To Get Any Better When You Grow Up
Truer words were never spoken.
Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?
Mommy: ‘Since daddy left I have been feeling very lonely, and…’
Reusing Old Graves
Step One: Turf out the occupier…
Mommy, Is It A Sin To Be Fat?
Kid: ‘Mommy, is it a sin to be fat?’
Mommy: ‘It depends how fat.’
Outwitting Squirrels
Strate...
Published on November 25, 2016 08:03