Bizarre Books V

Here is Part 5 of my bizarre books series. As with previous instalments, I have added pithy/fictitious comments below each.

It’s Not Going To Get Any Better When You Grow Up

grow-up

Truer words were never spoken.

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? server

Mommy: ‘Since daddy left I have been feeling very lonely, and…’

Reusing Old Graves

reusing-graves

Step One: Turf out the occupier…

Mommy, Is It A Sin To Be Fat?

fat

Kid: ‘Mommy, is it a sin to be fat?’

Mommy: ‘It depends how fat.’

Outwitting Squirrels

squirrels

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Published on November 25, 2016 08:03
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message 1: by Jason (new)

Jason I've used that recipe book many times for when we have guests round.


message 2: by Guy (new)

Guy Portman Jason wrote: "I've used that recipe book many times for when we have guests round."

Were they impressed?


message 3: by Jason (new)

Jason not seen them since


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