Some totally common side effects of the flu vaccine

Some not uncommon side effects of the flu shot may include

Getting sick 24 hours after getting the shot Saying “This fucking shot got me sick, which is why I never used to get it in the first place.” Saying “Besides, I’m not six or 75 so it’s not like I needed the damn thing in the first place. But everyone’s like ‘OMG. Y U NO GET FLU SHOT?!? U DUM OR SUMPIN. ANYWAY ITS FREE.'” And you like free things. So. Suddenly remembering there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Being told by your wif...