Are You a Racist?

Here’s a simple test to find out if you’re a racist. Answer the following questions:

Are you alive?

Are you breathing?

Is your heart beating?

If you answer yes to any of those questions then you are a racist.

I once visited the Los Angeles Museum of the Holocaust. At the entrance to the museum were two doors. One door was marked “Enter here if you are not racist.” The other door was marked “Enter here if you are racist.”

I, of course, headed for the ‘not racist’ door. It was locked. I had to...