Pull Back The Curtain On The Certain!

There are sure many who are certain here and there. Finding one who isn't may be more rare. But is certain a good thing? I guess we'll see as this rhyme does spring.

Certain you are.
Certain as a car.
Can a car be certain?
Bah, ask Tim Burton.

You have no need.
No need to take heed.
You are certain of it.
Screw that other shit.

Certain in life.
Certain of strife.
Certain of happy.
I'm certain you're yappy.

Certainly I can't be wrong.
Sing the certain yappy song.
Music to my ears.
I was right, my dears.

Certain one may cringe.
My dears may create a twinge.
But there is no poppycock.
All's tickety boo as we walk the walk.

I'm certain of it.
Every little bit.
Nothing else is here.
Certain means no fear.

Have to stay steadfast.
I'm certain it will last.
Certain you are too.
Certain you should agree with my view.

A certain thing can't occur.
Don't let your eyes blur.
Keep certain in sight.
Then all will be alright.

Alright until it's not.
Screwed your certain plot.
Whoops, still certain are we?
Certain as a cat stuck in a tree?

Certain you got screwed,
With your for certain attitude.
For you did not even look,
As uncertainty swooped in like a crook.

Still certain of all there at your hall? Can be as certain as can be but doesn't make it certain at any sea. Does that make sense? Are you on the fence? That means certain took off. Certain may now scoff. At least you can have one certain thing come to pass. You can be certain I am a little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.