It's Now A Fable With The Cable!

The cat got caught going out the other day as the cable company came around to each apt. bay. Yeah, I usually don't go to the door. Even if they hear me at my shore.

Who are you with, Sir?
Sir? Damn, I'm old.
Maybe it's my grey fur.
Or I just look bold.

Not with you.
I'm with the other guy.
You have no clue,
So away you can fly.

But I'll knock $50 off.
That has to be great.
For 3 months you won't scoff,
And get a great rate.

Yeah, then comes the hassle.
Then comes the strife.
Go back to your company castle,
If I wanted aggravation I'd get a wife.

Could get a great cable package as well.
All in one bundle for you.
All those channels sure are swell.
You'll stick to the TV like glue.

Pffft cable is a rip off in every way.
I'll take Netflix at my sea.
Bury cable in the litter tray.
Stick your bundled fee.

But you could try,
See if you're wrong.
I don't tell a lie.
Plus $50 off won't last long.

Got that right.
$50 will go to plus $100 overnight.
3 months later it'll be a plight.
Bill to a new height.

It won't go up much.
That isn't our way.
And you can keep in touch.
Listen to what we say.

Stick you bundle crap.
Stick your cable shit.
Go bother some sap,
Who actually believes it.

And there were my words for cable bundle selling nuts. Can go and sniff mutt butts. Still have cable at your sea? One big rip off to me. 80% of the crap you'll never watch or want to watch. Better off spending money on scotch. Hmm, that too may be a bad pass. So don't get drunk on cable near my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.