Ever fixed a window? It started with a simple re-caulking job.

Somebody used a non-flexible caulk on this window. It cracked. We went after the caulk. The windowpane cracked. We get another pane. It cracked when we put in the glazer's points (nasty little diamond thingies that hold the window while you caulk it.)

We get another window. Then decide, heck, we'll do it tomorrow. So we have no window. That's cool. Have another wine cooler…

If we get a burglar, I've got a broadsword.

Today we"ve got to fix it. At 12.00 a window this has got to go in right, this time!