My tweets

Tue, 14:30 : In prep for 1/20/17, I hereby kick Chris Christie out of our fine state & form The Sovereign Kingdom of the Dirty Jerz! Swoly Guard, to me! Tue, 16:38 : *Journeys to Trump Tower & casts wispy blonde toupee into the fires/tacky waterfall from which it was forged* Tue, 20:00 : Where my middle-grade acquiring editors at? #amdonewriting #amdonerevising Tue, 23:34 : I may never leave Port Authority #goonwithoutme Wed, 03:14 : Done with the new book & it's off with the agent so time to rest! Just kidding.. short story deadline looming! #amwriting #amFlashing