Take A Pass And Get Blessed In Mass!

The cat has one thing for you to do today. You must pass this post on to all at your bay. Don't just sit and stare. There is a time limit, so beware. You may miss out if you don't. Get blessed you won't.

Send it to all.
Heed the call.
This is great news.
It sure can't lose.

The cat can rhyme.
Woweee, news at prime time.
No one knew that.
Except for the cat.

You didn't know?
Admit it at my show.
How could you though?
I kept it on the down low.

Now go and share.
You have minutes to spare.
15 minutes that is.
Share and in things will whiz.

You'll be blessed.
God will bless you no matter how you dress.
Yep, just from sharing.
It so shows you are caring.

But wait, there's more.
Share it by 12 minutes at your shore.
You will be blessed and get a wish.
Yep, in a wish will swish.

Anything at all you want.
No, I don't sit and taunt.
But what, there is still more.
Let's make it a triple encore.

If you send it within 8 minutes at your sea,
You will get a worldwide travel spree.
Did I mention there is more?
Yeah, this won't be a travel chore.

Your tour will be on a UFO.
Now you really have to go.
All around the planet.
You don't even have to man it.

So share it now.
Your friends will wow.
You'll get blessed, a wish and a world jaunt.
Warning, those alien probes may haunt.

Did you believe me? Did you share with glee? Pfffft the cat hopes not. Don't you love those emails with their ridiculous share plot? Like God gives a shit whether you share. But hey, if you believe it I got a bridge to sell you around here somewhere. Are you a sender to your friend mass? If you want I won't stop you from sharing my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.