Antipodean Machines

Machine Man is out in Australia and New Zealand today, because of the time
difference. We're eight days and fourteen hours ahead of the US. I don't know
if you knew that. It's because the Southern Hemisphere rotates slightly faster
than the Northern Hemisphere. That's why the seasons are different, too.
Also, most of what you think is an accent is actually just the
Doppler effect.

Anyway, the point is that residents of Australia and New Zealand should now be
visiting bookstores and moving my book to more prominent positions.
Bookstore owners say they hate that, but they're just crotchety because of the whole
collapsing industry thing. They'll thank you when that eye-catching
cover brings in more foot traffic.

Northern Hemispherians have to wait until next week. You know my Australian
publisher did this specifically to annoy you. Not only that, but they're running
a promotion whereby antipodes can get a free e-copy with every print edition. I'm not sure
how that helps anyone, come to think of it. I guess if you like the look and feel of print books but the convenience
of digital, it's good. Or if you want to test which medium you prefer by
reading the exact same book once on each. If that describes you, details are craftily hidden
on this page.