madlori:queennavidean:trebaolofarabia:When you just wanted...

madlori:

queennavidean:

trebaolofarabia:

When you just wanted to get people riled up to give you a bunch of money for your own news network, but you ended up president instead.

He looks fucking terrified and I’m LIVING FOR IT.

If you’d like some schadenfreude (and who wouldn’t), imagine how much he is going to fucking HATE being President. He’s going to hate having a crammed schedule. He’s going to hate having to meet with people. He’s going to hate having to listen to them talk. He’s going to hate that he can’t do whatever he wants just because he said so. He’s going to hate not being able to just fire people. He think he’s going to be the CEO of America and that isn’t how it works.

I’ve never wished so hard for the good old stodgy wheels of American federal bureaucracy to be as slow and cumbersome as possible.

Most of all, he’s going to hate being held accountable for his own actions for the first time in his life. He will be watched. He will be questioned. He will be talked over and told that he does not understand the political system and that things do not work the way he thought they did. His lack of experience will slam into him repeatedly. His lack of financial intelligence will catch up to him as every eye will be on his budgetary choices and their fall-out. For once, he will have to face fall-out. He will be acutely miserable for the next four years and this is the only thing making me happy about this right now.