Write it Dos Equis Style

Months ago, I emailed a Star Trek/Dos Equis Man spoof to a friend. I think it was for his birthday if memory serves. Either way, I  thought I'd share the full version here and invite you to add your own from any universe you like.  Feel free to change gender, too.  There are plenty of interesting ladies out there!

He is the captain of starships he has never set foot on.
When he opens hailing frequencies, the entire sector listens.
If he stuns you with a phaser, you'll be tempted to thank him.
When he's on Vulcan, they follow HIS logic.
He is the most interesting man in the galaxy.

"I don't often drink ale, but when I do, I drink Romulan Ale.  Stay thirsty, my fellow sentients."


Or check out these Star Wars versions that I came across last night online by Dave Styer, The Most Interesting Geek in the Galaxy.