Don't Get Bent As We Invent!

The cat is going to help all humans today. Yeah, let's bring change to every bay. The cat will give you the way to invent great things. No longer will such ideas hide away in the Area 51 wings.

Teleportation is tops.
Can get away from the cops.
Can go anywhere at any time.
It can even be done by a mime.

Think of a place you want to go.
Think really hard at your show.
Then poof! You just went there.
You are in another's body and not aware.

What? It's the truth.
I saw it at the Area 51 booth.
They had it on display.
Teleportation is here to stay.

Flying cars I've got down.
You can get all over town.
There are big elevators here and there,
Find one that is near your lair.

Now take your car up to the top,
Hit the gas and don't stop.
Woweee, you flew for a few seconds anyway.
Then you smudged on the ground like clay.

But for a second you flew.
It is oh so true.
I helped you once more.
Watch out for flying cars galore.

Unlimited power is near.
You don't even need gear.
It's as simple as can be.
You just have to be like me.

Eat some gassy food.
No one will find you rude.
Then hook it up to some mass,
Letting the gas flow from your ass.

Presto is the word.
Just don't pass a turd.
Cheap energy is now had.
You can save lots of money at your pad.

And as an extra one,
I can give you sun.
Just expose where it don't shine,
And forever the shine will align.

So get out there and follow my tips. Let the gas flow from those hips. Sun them too and a shine will always come due. Did you know such inventions were at hand? Isn't the cat grand? I should teach a science class. I'm sure they'd get smarter thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.