A$$hats of the week

The following is a dramatization... No asshats were harmed in the making of this blog.

So PETA, Heart Surgeon Delos M. Cosgrove and Whole Foods CEO John Mackey were walking down the street discussing the horrible, destructive, murderous, animal-raping obesity epidemic and what might be done to help those disgusting fatties become lean, mean, animal-loving machines.

"I know," said John Mackey.  "Let's blame the health care crisis on them!  They'd totally want to slim down if they thought they were