Sign And Date There Mate!

The cat has a task for you today. You better have your pen on display. Get ready to sign your name. If you can't, an X isn't so lame. Just make it big. Then you can go dance a jig.

An agreement is had.
It's pages are more than a tad.
But just sign in three places,
Then we'll all have smiley faces.

You'll get the pleasure of signing your name.
You know that may even bring fame.
I'll get the pleasure of owning it all,
With 55.67% interest at my hall.

Hey, you just signed.
Don't pay and you'll be fined.
You didn't see that claim?
Pffft no matter, you signed your name.

It was there to read.
You signed the deed.
Don't blame me.
It was there to see.

Read and see.
A yipppee for me.
You said no to it.
I can't help that shit.

Now pay up.
No hiccup.
You fill my cup.
I even own your pup.

You got a bargain.
You didn't worry about the jargon.
You just signed away.
Now I get all your pay.

Them are the terms,
Even if you catch worms.
I'll own those too.
But I'll let that slide at my zoo.

You'll never get away.
You signed to play.
Now you work to pay.
Damn, I'm good at my bay.

That was a flipperoo.
You screwed you.
You didn't read it.
There was no bamboozled shit.

Geez, now you work to pay a rhyming cat. You never should have signed that. Do you read the fine print or treat it like lint? Best to go with the former at your sea. You don't want to pay everything to me. But hey, I do need a new singing bass. So pay up to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.