Eyes Wide Shut: How I Plan to Avoid Election Coverage

If watching The Crown on Election Night is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

By Alexa Day

Pretty big day here in the States. Big enough that I probably don’t have to tell my friends in other nations what I’m talking about.

At long last, today is Election Day. Tomorrow, an election cycle that defies easy description will be over.

Because a great many people spent the last minutes of their lives in terror and agony so that I could vote, I will vote at some point today. And then I’ll go home and...