The Abstemious Optimist
Tomorrow's good news will be...
The good news will be that if Ma Barker and her faithfully unfaithful Billy Willy Dilly are elected, Charles Trumpy Manson will not be anywhere near a nuclear launch button.
If Charles Trumpy Manson is elected, the good news will be that Ma Barker and Billy Willy Dilly will not be enriching themselves and Princess Chelsea at the taxpayers' expense or selling favors to foreign governments so they can live large with their new, best buddies in the Hamptons.
In either event, the biggest bonus of all will be the nanoscopic void left by Snoop Dogg Barry Obama's merciful exit.
After bequeathing the worst healthcare system in the Western world to every single American, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama will be evicted from the White House.
In all fairness, humanity will long remember Snoop Dogg's historic strides in transgender restroom privileges. Did we miss anything else that transpired on Snoopy's eight-year watch? What comes to your mind? Anything? How about the Middle East?
Do not cry for Snoop Dogg Barry, Argentina. The Snoop Dogg family enjoyed about a billion dollars (yes! a BILLION DOLLARS!) worth of vacations courtesy of the US taxpayers. But let us not talk of unpleasant things during this generous spirit of optimism, Ma Barker and her gang will surely get more than their fair share of swanky vacations aboard Air Force One.
I will be abstaining tomorrow.
In fact, after a generation of Whacky Bush Doodle, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, Charles Trumpy Manson and Ma Barker, I see little reason to continue to participate in that American democracy that looks so perfect on paper, but offers up such a rancid cast of scum monkeys to star in the lead role.
Moving on from abject failure is an optimism born of reality.
I am, therefore, the abstemious optimist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB2E6...
The good news will be that if Ma Barker and her faithfully unfaithful Billy Willy Dilly are elected, Charles Trumpy Manson will not be anywhere near a nuclear launch button.
If Charles Trumpy Manson is elected, the good news will be that Ma Barker and Billy Willy Dilly will not be enriching themselves and Princess Chelsea at the taxpayers' expense or selling favors to foreign governments so they can live large with their new, best buddies in the Hamptons.
In either event, the biggest bonus of all will be the nanoscopic void left by Snoop Dogg Barry Obama's merciful exit.
After bequeathing the worst healthcare system in the Western world to every single American, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama will be evicted from the White House.
In all fairness, humanity will long remember Snoop Dogg's historic strides in transgender restroom privileges. Did we miss anything else that transpired on Snoopy's eight-year watch? What comes to your mind? Anything? How about the Middle East?
Do not cry for Snoop Dogg Barry, Argentina. The Snoop Dogg family enjoyed about a billion dollars (yes! a BILLION DOLLARS!) worth of vacations courtesy of the US taxpayers. But let us not talk of unpleasant things during this generous spirit of optimism, Ma Barker and her gang will surely get more than their fair share of swanky vacations aboard Air Force One.
I will be abstaining tomorrow.
In fact, after a generation of Whacky Bush Doodle, Snoop Dogg Barry Obama, Charles Trumpy Manson and Ma Barker, I see little reason to continue to participate in that American democracy that looks so perfect on paper, but offers up such a rancid cast of scum monkeys to star in the lead role.
Moving on from abject failure is an optimism born of reality.
I am, therefore, the abstemious optimist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB2E6...
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