twitter recap 2011-07-30

there are probably things funnier than dudes trying to hide what they're saying from the cuban in the worst spanish ever, right? #
"too much hitler?" -@TheWinterMen #
"drunk as a skunk"? skunks don't even have licences. #
and introducing carmaggedon as himself #
bye, los angeles. #
I WOULD LIKE MY BAGS, JFK. i would like to go home now. #
whatever you're doing right now: please enjoy it to this mental sndtk of the 'you've got the touch' theme from the OG transformers movie #
you're welcome #
listening to some really terrible advice being given a tourist about where to go in NYC. #
best part is how slowly she speaks to the guy, like his accent means he's mentally impaired #
now that i'm home + it's the wknd, can't wait to kick back & relax with the INSANE LOOMING OTHER-MEDIA DEADLINE i have to get past #
girl, to tourist: "do you have an email? i DO like to party…" #

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