Brief Tutorial on Marriage

There are so many things you can’t do when you’re married.

You can’t kiss other people. You can’t have sex with other people.A girls’ night, becomes you and your girlfriends just pretending to be sluts. You can’t be friends with single people. You can’t meet someone of the opposite sex at a bar or the gym; exchange phone numbers to grab a drink later and hang out. (did I mention no sex with other people?) No flirting. The people you are allowed to flirt with just dwindled down to almost no o...