The Names Have Been Changed To Protect My Innocence
In life,sincerity is everything.If you can fake that,you've got it made!
When I first met my wifeand we were getting intimate on one glories sexy night,she kept screaming out the name,"Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris!"Well,my ego was pretty large right about then.She was comparing me toChuck Norris.Later,after we were cuddling,I asked her about it.She made a face,looking like she was disgusted,and told me,"I was asking Chuck to save me from this horrible fate!"
I saw my blonde neighbor standing outside her house the other day,with her hands tightly over her ears,so I asked her why?She told me she was trying to hold on to a thought!
You know,living next toLake Michiganback in the day,I used to be aLifeguard.Until some blue kid got me fired!
I went to aStrip Clubthe other nightand the dancers there had the worstStripper Names.They were Edna,Bertha,Gertrude,andWalter!
I’m on that new diet where you eat vegetablesand drink wine with every meal.I lost 10 poundsand my driver’s license!
This is,Non Of These Stories Are True,And The Names Have Been Changed To Protect My Innocence,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
- W.C. Fields - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
When I first met my wifeand we were getting intimate on one glories sexy night,she kept screaming out the name,"Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris!"Well,my ego was pretty large right about then.She was comparing me toChuck Norris.Later,after we were cuddling,I asked her about it.She made a face,looking like she was disgusted,and told me,"I was asking Chuck to save me from this horrible fate!"
I saw my blonde neighbor standing outside her house the other day,with her hands tightly over her ears,so I asked her why?She told me she was trying to hold on to a thought!
You know,living next toLake Michiganback in the day,I used to be aLifeguard.Until some blue kid got me fired!
I went to aStrip Clubthe other nightand the dancers there had the worstStripper Names.They were Edna,Bertha,Gertrude,andWalter!
I’m on that new diet where you eat vegetablesand drink wine with every meal.I lost 10 poundsand my driver’s license!
This is,Non Of These Stories Are True,And The Names Have Been Changed To Protect My Innocence,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”
- W.C. Fields - That is my story and I am sticking to it! Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post. Thanks for reading.
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