526 - Pseudo Mama

Minis is all googly eye'd over the new baby.  I wonder if he was that mushy over me?  She is all red and squashed looking, not really pretty at all and she made squeaking noises like a kitten.  And then, even all wrapped up, she peed on him but all he did was laugh and look at me.  Why did he look at me?  I'm a big boy and never peed on him.  Not at all. Never ever ever ever ever!
"Ew! Is she