Cubs win! Let's all write-in Theo Epstein for Prez!

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Something happened late last night that convinced me to do something I never dreamed I’d ever do.



I’m not voting for Hillary.



Trump? Hell, no.



Third party? I’ll not waste my vote.



What are my plans?



I’m writing in Theo Epstein!



If he can in just 12 years vanquish a collective 188 years of World Series droughts between the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs