I'll Pass The Buck With The I Suck!

Wowweee. Pat won at his other sea. And he didn't even rhyme. That is a crime. If you want to see the story he won for it is over at his, lame non-rhyming, blog shore. Just click here for a peer.
The cat is the best. Yep, the best at being a pest. That I can do with ease. It is such a breeze. I can also rhyme. I can kick a mime. I'm super at that. I'm one swell cat.

What can't I do?
Pffft nothing at my zoo.
I can do it all.
Read that writing on my wall.

I can't be clean?
Whatever do you mean?
So I flick a little litter.
No need to get bitter.

I can't draw?
Bah, it may have a flaw.
But my stick people are grand.
Some even get a hand.

I suck at dating?
Umm you know there is no mating?
I'm snip snip you see.
So who cares about being fancy free.

I can't leave TP be?
Hmph, that wasn't me.
You put your finger through it.
Never buy that cheap shit.

I suck at singing?
Don't you hear that ear ringing?
That was little old me.
Doesn't my tune send glee?

I suck at cooking?
Hey, weren't you looking?
There is nothing to cook.
I don't eat much at my nook.

I suck at being nice?
Pffft nice costs a high price.
I have to swat the cats at the other sea.
They deserve it and it gives me glee.

I suck at physics stuff?
Bah, I can't get enough.
E=MC2, right?
Did I win at my site?

Weren't you told?
Now all is above the fold.
I can't do nothing at all.
The cat is grand at everything at our hall.

Anything you suck at or are you more like the cat? You are good at everything. I'll blame Pat for the above at our wing. He made me channel him. He can be quite dim. Whoops, the litter thing and the TP may have been me. I'll never admit it at my sea. I am also a pro at passing gas. It is so easy to do for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.