If you’re anything at all like me…

…reading the following story is a complete no-brainer.

Written by Kristen Lee and presented on jalopnik.com, I present:

Russian’s Discover Secret Abandoned Arctic Nazi Base

Man, I can’t tell you how many pulp fiction books I’ve read that had a variation of that headline as the draw for the book itself!

Secret Nazi bases discovered after all this time!?  And in the distant Arctic?  Fascinating, fascinating stuff…all we need is a dashing hero, a damsel in distress, and the deadly secret hidden in that base that the villains and heroes are so desperate to get their hands on and you’ve got yourself a best-seller!

Either that or a video game!

For those who speak Russian…