The Culinary Delight I Call My Keyboard


I am staring down at my Mac keyboard pondering what to write.  And I am distracted.


Distracted because the sides of the keyboard are clear.


And I can't help noticing one thing:


There is more food under those keys than there is in my cupboard.


I suppose I should be disturbed.  But all I can think is that if there's is widespread famine in this country, I could suck the Cheese-puff remnants out of my keyboard for days.


There is comfort in that.


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Published on August 17, 2009 11:55
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