This Can Only End Well, Obviously

Okay, so my friend the writer Matt Fraction has to drive from Kansas City MO to Portland Oregon. He's been making noises about having to "prepare" for the drive. I assumed he meant, you know, food, water, beads to trade with the locals on route, a gun with a single bullet in the chamber…

He meant something else. His preparation for this trip is actually, um…

…yeah.

Kelly Sue's currently shouting DO NOT GETT ARRESTED at him on twitter.