Annoying Names On Facebook

You know what bothers me? When someone on Facebook has "author" before their name.

I don't know why it does, but when I'm scanning headlines of my friends, occasionally a name will pop up with "Author So and So".  This causes a mental cringe. Sometimes, due to inadvertent spamming (it my be not be, who knows) I see "Author So and So" eight or nine times. This causes many mental cringes (and a few shakes of the head).

The worst part about it is that this isn't someone like John Scalzi or...