What NOT To Wear For Halloween
As you can imagine, in the land where Sexy Santa and Sexy Skunk are a Thing (why, Japan, why?), Halloween is the premiere season for Costume Don’ts.
AIEEEE NOOOO! Can’t unsee! Who wants to think about Sexy Totoro? NOT ME
Sexy Stormtrooper ai yi yi what next? Sexy 3PO? DO NOT TAKE THAT AS A SUGGESTION
A nude suit designed by a person who had sadly never seen an actual six-pack…
And speaking of butts…NO. Just, no.
And finally, if you really want to answer the question “I give up, what are you supposed to be?” about a kerbillion times in one night, this.
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Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mysteries, now out for the first time in paperback. And it’s time to start reading Nightshade (the first in the series) because on December 5th…
When Tokyo Detective Kenji Nakamura’s phone rings with the news that his mother’s death ten years ago wasn’t an accident, his world begins to unravel. New evidence links her to…read more
…or watch the book trailer! (1:23)
