Trying To Kick Your Weekend Off
Do you remember theAnnual Catholic Charity DinnerinNew York Citythis year?WhereHillary ClintonandDonald Trumpwere both present?It is aCharitywhere bothPresidential Candidates,during election years,have attended for years.It goes as far back,to my knowledge,whenJohn F. Kennedywas running forPresident.I could be wrong.It wouldn't be the first time.The funny thing about this past dinner,was during the speeches that both candidates gave.Donaldsaid,"Michelle Obama gives a speech four years ago and people love her. My wife gives the same speech, and she gets booed!"
He also said,"On the way in here tonight I bumped into Hillary and she told me, 'Pardon me."Funny guy,huh?Well,of courseHillarycouldn't just let it go,so she said,"Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and says she is a four. Five or six if she moves the torch and tablet out of the way."Isn't it wonderful that they,and we should take an example from them,just get along so well?
I was talking toLarry the other dayand he told me about his conversation with the new waitress atDQ.
"Ah. Boy, Connie, you know what your malts do to me?" Asked Larry
Connie answered. "Countin' on it, darlin'. I get off in an hour."
So Larry told her, "Ain't gonna take that long. I got Crisco at my house."
I had a buddy of mine call me up the other day,all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin.And I'm like,"Man, if it upsets you so much, quit countin' them!"
Did you know that when a baby poops in its diaper,you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
I was living with a girl for eight months,until she found out I was living with her!
One year I bought my wife a mood ring.Them things work pretty good too!When she was in a good mood it was blueand when she was in a bad mood,it made a red mark upside my head.
This is,Trying To Kick Your Weekend Off With A Good Laugh,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The gods too are fond of a joke.” - Aristotle -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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He also said,"On the way in here tonight I bumped into Hillary and she told me, 'Pardon me."Funny guy,huh?Well,of courseHillarycouldn't just let it go,so she said,"Donald looks at the Statue of Liberty and says she is a four. Five or six if she moves the torch and tablet out of the way."Isn't it wonderful that they,and we should take an example from them,just get along so well?
I was talking toLarry the other dayand he told me about his conversation with the new waitress atDQ.
"Ah. Boy, Connie, you know what your malts do to me?" Asked LarryConnie answered. "Countin' on it, darlin'. I get off in an hour."
So Larry told her, "Ain't gonna take that long. I got Crisco at my house."
I had a buddy of mine call me up the other day,all upset 'cause he slept with his third cousin.And I'm like,"Man, if it upsets you so much, quit countin' them!"
Did you know that when a baby poops in its diaper,you're not supposed to hit him with a rolled up newspaper?
I was living with a girl for eight months,until she found out I was living with her!
One year I bought my wife a mood ring.Them things work pretty good too!When she was in a good mood it was blueand when she was in a bad mood,it made a red mark upside my head.
This is,Trying To Kick Your Weekend Off With A Good Laugh,Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“The gods too are fond of a joke.” - Aristotle -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
Like what you are reading,or do not like what you see.Set up my Blog as your Homepage,or sign up as a Follower,or leave a Comment,and I will answer you in a Post.
Thanks for reading.
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