28 October 2016 - QUESTIONS TO ANSWER

QUESTIONS TO ANSWER
G'day folks,
Okay, let's see if you know the answer to these questions.

·         How come wrong numbers are never busy?
·         Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
·         Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
·         Does killing time damage eternity?
·         Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
·         Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
·         Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
·         Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
·         Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
·         Daylight savings time.  Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
·         Did Noah keep his bees in ArcHives?
·         Do pilots take crash-courses?
·         Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
·         Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
·         Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
·         Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
·         How can there be self-help "groups"?


Clancy's comment: So, how did you go? Know any?
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