Dashing, globe-trotting symbology professor Robert Langdon (Tom Hanks) doesn't work any harder at trying to prevent a global pandemic than Hanks and director Ron Howard work at trying to make the Dan Brown book into a movie. You can guess how Langdon's effort works out. I'm here to tell you that the movie does not. Not even close.
Langdon wakes up, disoriented and with a gash on his head, thinking he is still at Harvard but seeing Florence out the...