A Little Help To Make All Yelp!

We all love the word verification crap, right? What? Was that a no at your site? They make you do gifts and pick pics and the like. They sure don't want to take a hike. The cat will make it the best. I'll put captcha above the rest.

No more pics.
Don't be dicks.
That mix and match,
Is such a bad batch.

That word type thing,
Is so last spring.
And that each circled letter?
You can do so much better.

Only those shaded?
That sure has faded.
Time for the best.
I'll be the ultimate pest.

You have to draw.
Drawing is the law.
Draw the shape it declares.
That will get some swears.

Want to leave a comment here?
Come, step right up without fear.
But first you have to comment on the comment of the post you commented on.
Nope, this is not a con of a con of a con.

Still can't get a comment to stick?
Captcha is such a prick.
There are even better ways.
So have another hateful gaze.

It's a captcha quiz.
Answer questions about any biz.
From sports to movies to politic crap.
Answer wrong and away your comment will zap.

It's captcha pick a map.
It isn't for a sap.
You get a place and then have to pick it's spot.
Same named places could confuse a lot.

It's the captcha game.
It sure isn't lame.
Beat the computer at chess.
Have to win, no more, no less.

And the best is here.
Word verification that is clear.
All you have to do is pay money,
Then you can leave a comment that's funny.

Don't you like my word verification stuff? I know, you just can't get enough. Who doesn't want to draw just to leave a comment here? No one would run away in fear. Google should steal my ideas too. Then I can sue. Ready for my new word verification best pass? I hope you answer no to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.