It's good to be in a kitchen again!

Took a real, live job at a restaurant through the Sturgis Rally. The guy who fries up your mozzarella sticks while you suck down your beer? That'll be me :)

Howdy. I'm Mike. I enjoy intoxication, long, drawn out blowjobs, and pipe tobacco. I speak English, and very well.

The place is called Shipwreck Lee's and it's a bar alongside the highway, doing its part to contribute to the state's DUI income.

Everything is fried or grilled. No brainer cooking. I like it.

The guy who owns it, Shipwreck Lee himself, is a former container ship captain who moved a zillion miles away from the sea to retire and open a bed-n-breakfast-plus-bar.

Shipwreck Lee's. You'd think it would be an Asian seafood place, but it's not. It's just a little bar on the way to Mt. Rushmore. We're like 15 miles away. Across the road is Reptile Gardens, a reptilian zoo I actually robbed in my younger days and wrote about in my book. Read it here if you want.

Anyways. Good times.

In other news, just had an in-depth convo about oral sex with a girl who has a very, very pretty mouth. I showed her my tongue and my fingers.

I think we're going to get along just fine.