And Then There Were Four

Alright folks, am I going to have to force these free books upon potential readers at squirt-gunpoint or what? There are still four autographed copies of the SROP 40th Anniversary limited edition of Anna Conda of the KGB cluttering up a corner of the shop... SROP will ship them absolutely free to locations in North America. And if these sad puppies are still here and unloved by Xmas, they're going to have their front covers ripped off, reported as unsold-and-destroyed, and then they'll be heavèd-ho into the magnificent Yule blaze. After that of course the other 16 copies of this severely limited edition will be worth even more quatloos a few years down the timestream. Haha. Hahaha.