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“Hello, Chuck – sorry I’m late – what’s up!”

“Nothing. Just sat on the platform, waiting for God. You know.”

“Waiting for who? I thought you were waiting for me?”

“Yes, my dear.”

“Look, I’m only an hour late, what’s your problem?”

“Nothing. I just – ”

“If it’s nothing, what you got the mug on for, then? Did you think I’d been got by terrorists?”

“Well, there’s always the possibility.”

“Nah, not me, mate – I’m fireproof, I am! What you got there?”

“Well, this is the Fortnum’s Celebratory Choc...