every black cat has one

Last week at mychiropractor’s office, I noticed this Halloween decoration on the reception counter:

My chiropractor made it himself—isn’t it cute?

But that’s from the front. The back is a whole different story:

Can you believe he never even noticed? It sits on the desk every Halloween…everybody sees it from the front when they arrive & the back when they leave…but no one ever noticed this rather unfortunately-placed knot.

Well, no one but Yours Truly. I noticed it, like, immediately....