gothsuperman:ok so kinkshame me all you want but theres this...

gothsuperman:

ok so kinkshame me all you want but theres this old superman comic where Supes gets kidnapped by these aliens who think hes an inferior creature and they keep him as their PET and make him walk on his hands and knees with a KRYPTONITE COLLAR around his neck 

and let me tell you this shit is wild:

like theyre these weird looking ass aliens but he cant fight them because of the kryptonite collar and he cant talk to them so they just ???? make him a pet??

and they make him do tasks for them and give him treats and stuff and he has to figure out a way of communicating to them in their language but honestly this is just prime kink stuff right here

???????? incredible ???????

anyway the issue is Superman #84