My Inner Dialogue

1: This is a long-ass manuscript we got here.

2: Yeah, I know.

1: Well, what can we cut out?

2: Not the scene where they dye the poodles with Kool-Aid.

1: Oh, no. Certainly not. And not the scene where he describes what everybody's stuff in the shower looks like.

2: Oh, no. No. We must keep that.

*lots of humming and hawing*

3: We need some serious help...