#31WaysToDefeatAVampire – Way #21 – Beer

Originally posted on Bookshelf Battle:
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire Bleh! Vampires are big time drunks.  We can’t hold our liquor. Always keep some frosty brews in your fridge. Toss a vampire a cold one and he’ll stop attacking you and instead he’ll just get drunk and plop down on your couch and have a…