I sense a Sticky on My Forehead

There's a question I must ask.
How do you keep organized?
I only ask this, because, I'm well, not. I could lie and shove a "but" in there, but at this point, who would believe me?
To be honest, I'm not sure how I would take notes. Actually, I need to take notes on how to take and organize notes. I keep saying, start small, but did you know that small shit keeps coming? Take dishes, for instance. I wash them, I get it all clean and then I'm done and I need a glass of water or to fork a pickle--bo...