Don't Use RoundUp – Use Weed Killing Goats Instead

So I went out this morning to do my business only to find the grass so high I couldn't help but pee on my leg.

I gotta say, the old man is a slacker when it comes to household chores. When was the last time he mowed the place? Probably a few weeks ago.

This wasn't a problem in the drought days of yesteryear, but we've been getting evening showers lately. Grass, just add water and it grows. Reminds me of the SeaMonkey I brought to life many moons ago.

Let me be clear about something, when I...