Wazoo & Ying Yang are NOT Chinese rivers

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After hours spent scouring topographical maps of China, I can safely declare there is no Wazoo River, no Ying Yang River nor any associated Wazoo or Ying Yang gulf, bay or estuary.



So if you want to cruise up the Ying Yang or out the ol’ Wazoo you’re up Shitt’s Creek, which, by the way, is the name of a satirical Canadian TV show starring Eugene Levy.



I can’t explain why