Time to decorate

I saw this in the hardware store.

Clearly, it’s time to decorate for Christmas.

I’m ready. Gimme anything with lights, and it’s going up.

By the way, I can’t skate worth a darn.

But maybe if I put little skaters in my house, I’ll learn.

Hey, wait a minute. Is this a Christmas decoration?

Yes, my friends.

This is Santa’s spider.

He’ll stand near my porch,

right under the Christmas garland.

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Ho, Ho…Boo!

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