Who would win the following fantasy fights?

Originally posted on Bookshelf Battle:
Batman vs a Shark Patrick Swayze in Road House vs Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Either version of Patrick Swayze vs a T-Rex Optimus Prime vs the Entire Nazi Army Bell Biv Devoe vs Dolph Lundgren Superman vs an Octopus James Bond vs a Silverback Gorilla Pee Wee Herman vs…