The Debating Of Negotiating!

The cat wants to negotiate today. It seems to work at many a bay. So the cat wants to try it too. Hey, you never know what may come due.

You have that for sale?
Wow, it is such a fail.
I'll give you 10% of asking price.
Aren't I ever so nice?

I fell on your step?
I no longer have pep?
What? $50,000 now?
I'll take that with a happy meow.

I need some wheels.
Screw those fancy deals.
I'll give you $300 for it now.
I saved $2000, that is wow.

Look! I got cold hard cash.
That has to give you a happy rash.
How about we negotiate?
I win! Checkmate.

Can cash be cold?
Can hardness take hold?
Beats the heck out of me.
Let's negotiate that it can come to be.

Back to negotiating.
I want to go dating.
Err umm I never win there.
No negotiating to spare.

I want that job.
I will even rob.
Rob little old you.
Some negotiating came due.

I got it and a raise.
Wow, and some praise.
Isn't negotiating grand?
What? Don't shake my hand.

I'm aggravating?
That works in negotiating.
Then you just give up.
I win without a hiccup.

I'm done negotiating.
It takes some calculating.
That can be agitating.
Who needs all that estimating?

Yeah, the cat doesn't negotiate one bit. If Pat doesn't do what we want we don't have any of that shit. A weasel negotiator at your sea? I think the cat would feel rather dirty if that came to be. Some can sure do it with a straight face coming to pass. To them I just stick up my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.