Hunting For Trouble

As most of you know, I'm extremely fond of my Second Amendment rights, but this ad from today's paper cracked me up. Yes, I always take along my snub-nosed revolvers when I go hunting. I find them especially useful for the deer that let me walk right up and stick it in their bellies.*




*For the record, I'm not against hunting for food, but I don't really do it. Could if I had to, but don't feel the desire. I have been known to wet a line, but both the fish and the pelicans who mocked me will tell