I don't get George Costanza.

All through the entire 9-year series of Seinfeld, he whined and bitched about going/being bald. I never had a problem with it in the slightest. It didn't even change my dating at all. Well, maybe there were fewer shallow, looks-obsessed cunts, but really no change in numbers. You could say it actually improved the quality of women who were willing to bang me.

Embrace your inner baldness, guys. Buff that fucking head!

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