Bell Bottom Spider

The bell bottom
Spider
Beside her
Said Madam
I had ’em
Today.
So the flies
You despise
Can’t be had now.
I just wriggle
And jiggles
This way.
And outside
The downside of
Autumn
Made me hunt for
My jumper
Again.
And the
Never of ever
Just falls down.
Fall was
Ever Forever
This way.

(this is nonsense, written to test whether people are actually reading these ‘poems’ or are just dropping Likes cynically)