Today I learned that a single man can get welfare.

What the fuck? Why?

We are talking just a guy standing there with no family or kids. Able-bodied. The government will suck his dick.

Look, I am in favor of welfare. It should be for children, to hopefully feed them so they can hopefully make it out of the meth hell their parents created.

But a single, able-bodied man? Fuck that.

I’m gonna cheat on my taxes even more than Trump!