cockenblog:A friend recently reminded me that I used to irish exit parties by saying “Can you hold...

cockenblog:

A friend recently reminded me that I used to irish exit parties by saying “Can you hold my drink for a second?” and then never coming back.

I almost exclusively (still!) Irish exit parties and most of my friends really hate it. IF I say something, I generally either say “Oh, two seconds-” or “Let me actually run to the rest room right now and then come right back because I want to finish this.” But nine times out of ten, Daniel just disapppppeeeears, like a ghoooost or a shiiiiiitty frieeeeeend.