Why I Am a Disgusting Bitch

Prepare to GAG at how gross I am. Seriously. You will barf all over yourself and then delete me from your computer's history.

This is my cheat day food intake for today. I started the day off with TWO doughnuts. One cherry and the other was one of those big cinnamon rolls covered in chocolate chips. If I could find a bed-sized version I'd sleep on it. Then for lunch I had Chinese. And sushi! It wasn't even good sushi. It was lazy. It was lazy sushi.

Moving on, I thought, "Hey! There's a slice of cheesecake! YUMMMMM! Daddy wants!" And Daddy got.

When supper arrived I was all about an order of bread sticks and cheese from the local pizzeria, which, by the way, has AWESOME bread sticks! I mean, I would fuck myself with these bread sticks, but then that would be wasting them because I certainly wouldn't eat them after that.

Anyway, after the bread sticks I had me one of those GORGEOUS McDonald's Frappe things AND...yes, there's an AND... a sundae. Now, in my defense, I haven't had ice cream for over a year, not being a big ice cream fan, so I thought I'd treat myself.

I think I'm through eating. Did you see a single healthy thing in that entire catalogue? Me neither. It's a good thing I'm so strict with myself the rest of the week. If I ate this carefree all the time I would need a whole new wardrobe. And I is a poor poor boy, y'all!